Hahahah! Have you seen this gay friend of mine??

Celebrated BF's birthday today. (BESTFRIEND)
Actually is wednesday. Lol.
Had lunch with LP & Mau beforehand.
Lol. Damn the stupid sprite.
I put it in my bottle then when i wanted to drink it,
The sprite kinda "erupted" and dirted my bag & my face.
Then the 2 idiots laughed like no one's business.
IDIOTS BID TIME ARH!

Went home straight. Fat one called when i was bathing.
The mastermind got me, jo ng, LP & Mau to surprise Ger.
Met LP & Mau 1st before meeting Fat one & Jo ng.
They were getting some "so-called" chocolate cake then.

When we got into Ger's house, that bf was sleeping.
Damn super pig can her. Lol.
Kinda woke her up & sang her a birthday song.
After singing song, making a uper short wish
And taking a BIG breathe to blow out the cakes.
We had a big game for the birthday girl.

Though this is a old trick but.. NEVERMIND.
I pushed the end of the candle deep down into the cake
And expect bf to use her mouth to take out.
I think fat one maths fail. Left 4 candles she can say 3.
Wah. Super world class.

While she trying to get the last one out,
I place a walnut at the area so she can eat it
While trying to take out the end of the candle. Lol.
Then i push her head down into the cake
So her nose also kena the cake. :P
BF! See. I'm so nice to you. Hahah.

LP cake the cake into pieces for us.
Wah. One side is like so nice while the other like shit.
OMG! Hahah. Then we ask ger's maid to get us plates.
Jo ng took all the forks and didn't want to give us at 1st.
Don't know why. Weird weird one. Lol.

Out of no where they suddenly say something bout idiots.
What all those idiots & the idiots. I'm still confused..
Then i told Ger:
YX- M
Fat one- O
LP- R
Mau- O
Jo ng- N
Ger- MORON!
Hahah. Then they burst into laughter.

After some time my friend called and ask me where i was.
I wasn't sure of the location then i said Serangoon
And all of them shoot me and say there was Hougang.
Walau. They still say what best joke of the day.
Super idiot leh they all!!!

We took pics then we talked about "postitions"
They wanted Mau to be mother, LP to be father
And jo ng to be the child.
In the end, become i mother, LP father and Mau ah ma. Hahah.
I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH!
I hope this will last forever & we can celebrate our birthdays together every year.